I’ve been your “Yes Girl” lately. Pretty much agreeing to every function my friends invite me to.
You wanna go deesco dancin’? – sure
You wanna go to a dragshow? – sure
You wanna go to the beach at 3 in the moring? – sure
You wanna come back to my place, put on some jazz music, and just lie on my bed? – um…no?
Pretty darn good seats that B hooked us up with
I was at the grocery market and I accidentally overheard a conversation between a sister and her brother.
Time: well before Noon
7 y/o Brother: *nom nom* This is so good.
10 y/o Sister: <with a very concerned voice> Gimme that. Don’t eat so much…we’re having all-you-can-eat for dinner tonight.
Here’s some online dating advice that will get you the most replies, according to blog.okcupid.com. Their #1 advice is “Be Literate.” Here are some of my takes, which only makes sense after you read the article:
“U R so sexy and hot can i get ur phone # mines 555-9876″
You lose. Go dig yourself a hole and jump into it. Might as well bury yourself while you’re at it because no one’s going to bury you for you.
“Howdy. It’s pretty awesome that you like zombies too!”
You win. By the way, this line will surely work on me and if you use the keywords “beer, food, and zombie” all in one sentence, I’ll also likely relinquish my phone number in a heartbeat.
Thank you to those who replied to my poll. In return, I shall expand my once unidimensional blog and flood it with endless oddities on things that amuse and tickle me. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
I’m slightly too lazy to sign up for an account on polldaddy so I’m just going to ask you for your opinion via replies (I’ll be damned if I get more than five).
I know we all secretly enjoy clicking away at radio buttons, but you’ll just have to satisfy your daily crave with meaningless satisfaction surveys found elsewhere on the world wide web.
Q: Should I maintain my “beer” related theme on this blog or should I open it up to a…well, “beer and non-beer” related theme? And no, having two blogs is not an option.
Choice A: Dude, keep it “beer” all the way! Your blog is called beermebeeryou afterall
Choice B: I’m waiting for you to open Pandora’s box
