I had a terrific day riding the ferry to Lamma Island and hiking through a beautiful trail, but all this was short lived. Here I am at the end of the day minding my own business and taking pictures of a cat when this woman comes up to me and asks me why I’m taking pictures of her. Our exchange:
Ugly ho bag: Why are you taking pictures of me?
Me: What? I’m taking pictures of the cat
Ugly ho bag: I don’t like people taking pictures of me. Can I see what you took.
Me: Fine. (shuffles through pictures) Here’s a picture of me, my food, my beer, and the cat. Why would I take a picture of you?!
Ugly ho bag: Where’s the cat?
Me: You’re standing where it was lazily lying!
In reflection, I should have added, “Why would I take pictures of your ugly face? And the cat left because your ugliness scared it away!”
Now I can’t enjoy my beer because she proceeds to talk annoyingly loud with her friend. That ugly ho bag has fouled my mood.
